Are you still troubled by weight loss? Worried about being single? Frustrated by insomnia and restless dreams? Don't worry! These are just symptoms accumulated from long-term urban stress. As long as you drink tea regularly, all these issues can be resolved.

-- Single Dog Syndrome --

Symptoms: Unrequited love, having exes but no current partner, unattractiveness, long-term singlehood, frequent blind dates.

Manifestations: No one to accompany you to work or pick you up in the rain; dining alone; attending an ex's wedding solo; even your shadow is your only companion.

Remedy: Frequent the tea community. With so many charming and elegant tea enthusiasts, singles can find potential partners here.

-- Obesity --

Symptoms: Persistent weight, belly fat, love handles.

Manifestations: Last summer's clothes no longer fit; wanting to lose weight but unwilling to give up food; sweating after just a few steps.

Remedy: Drink Pu'er tea and oolong tea regularly. They help with digestion, allowing you to enjoy food while losing weight.

-- Hyperactivity --

Symptoms: Restlessness, constant movement, chewing gum nonstop.

Manifestations: Always on the move, unable to sit still.

Remedy: Learn tea-making. Channel your energy into mastering the art of tea preparation.

-- Insomnia and Nightmares --

Symptoms: Chronic late nights, stress-induced sleeplessness, overeating before bed.

Manifestations: Exhausted but mentally alert; dreaming about life's struggles.

Remedy: Stay with tea friends. Their disciplined routines and calming presence can help regulate your sleep.

-- Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder --

Symptoms: Perfectionism, cleanliness obsession, Virgo traits.

Manifestations: Endlessly adjusting things; cleaning the same spot repeatedly.

Remedy: Clean tea sets. A cracked Ru kiln cup, impossible to clean perfectly, will gradually ease your compulsions.

-- Loneliness --

Symptoms: Living alone in a foreign place, away from family.

Manifestations: Overwhelming solitude at night.

Remedy: Attend tea gatherings. Tea friends are sincere and kind, perfect for forming deep connections.

-- Hot Temper --

Symptoms: Quick to anger, resorting to insults or violence.

Manifestations: Ready to fight after half a disagreement.

Remedy: Learn tea brewing. The ritual of tea preparation—tea sets, attire, and brewing—calms the mind. Long-term practice can temper your anger.

Tea lovers, don't fear ailments—early detection leads to recovery. Drink tea often, and no ailment will trouble you!