Singleton Syndrome
Afflicted: Those with unrequited love, exes but no current partner, unattractive and unloved, long-term singles,相亲狂魔 (blind date fanatics), etc.
Symptoms: No one to see you off to work or pick you up in the rain; eating meals alone; attending an ex's wedding solo; even walking home, only your shadow accompanies you.
A Good Prescription: Frequently visit the tea circle. There are so many tea gods and goddesses there, with stunning looks, outstanding气质 (temperament/aura), gentle and considerate. If you're single, you can make your move.
Obesity
Afflicted: Those with stubborn weight, belly fat, love handles, etc.
Symptoms: Last summer's clothes don't fit this year; want to lose weight but don't want to give up delicious food; become a "sweaty person" after just walking a few steps.
A Good Prescription: Regularly drink Pu-erh Tea and Oolong Tea. Let you lose weight easily; enjoying food and losing weight can be balanced.
Hyperactivity
Afflicted: Those who prefer movement to stillness, can't keep hands and feet still, often eat Extra gum (suggesting lasting energy), etc.
Symptoms: Moving one second, still moving the next second. Forgive me, I just can't stop.
A Good Prescription: Learn tea processing. Use movement to counteract movement; you absolutely deserve to have this.
Insomnia and Vivid Dreams
Afflicted: Those who长期熬夜 (consistently stay up late) and never sleep early, can't sleep due to high psychological pressure, overeat at dinner causing a full stomach, etc.
Symptoms: Obviously extremely tired, but the mind is still so clear; too much pressure, dreaming at night about奔波劳碌 (rushing about and working hard) for life.
A Good Prescription: Stay over at a tea friend's house. Tea friends live very regular lives, won't let you overeat or stay up late, and generally have good temperaments, are patient people, and are absolutely your most loyal listeners.
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Afflicted: Virgos, people with fetishes, those with mysophobia (fear of germs/dirt), etc.
Symptoms: This thing would be better like this; I've wiped this spot N times, so why is it still a bit dirty?
A Good Prescription: Clean tea sets. Get a set of Ru kiln cups, preferably ones that have developed 开片 (crackle glaze patterns). No matter how much you wash them, they never seem completely clean. Dear, wash them, and your OCD will gradually dissipate during the process.
Loneliness
Afflicted: Alone in a foreign place with no friends, parents and family not around, etc.
Symptoms: Every night when the city falls asleep, loneliness sweeps over the entire body.
A Good Prescription: Participate in more tea friend gatherings. Tea friends are sincere and kind, an excellent choice for lonely you to make close friends.
Short Temper/Irritability
Afflicted: Those with a stubborn temper, who resort to violence when words fail, whose出口 (words coming out) are curses, etc.
Symptoms: When talking to people, if half a sentence out of three doesn't suit them, they prepare to take action (get physical).
A Good Prescription: Learn to brew tea. The tea ceremony setting, tea ceremony clothing, and the act of brewing will instantly prevent you from losing your temper. Rumor has it that brewing tea for a long time significantly improves symptoms for those with short tempers.
Tea friends, don't be afraid if you're sick. Early detection, early treatment, what if you recover? In short, it's just one sentence: whether you have problems or not, drink more tea, and you won't be afraid of any疑难杂症 (complicated and hard-to-treat illnesses) anymore!